Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Do stairs go up or down?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Do they have girl's bathrooms in gay bars?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players? | 
